Should children be taught that pron is not real?

[BrilloPad]

BBC News - Should children be taught that porn is not real?

I say yes. pron is far better than the real thing. No STD. No buying rohypnol to get her in the mood. No nagging about your performance or doing the washing up. No headaches. No chance of children. No taking all your money in the divorce.

[barrydidit]

in fairness, there is usually a certain amount of washing up to be done, regardless of whether it's an act of self pollution or not...

[DimPrawn]

What do you mean porn isn't real?

[VectraMan]

So if I happen to see a picture of a naked lady on the internet, that's not a real naked lady? What is it really? Some kind of android replica?

[hyperD]

So if I happen to see a picture of a naked lady on the internet, that's not a real naked lady? What is it really? Some kind of android replica?

Android porn, now ya talking!

[doomage]

What do you mean porn isn't real?

The porn is real but the Santa starring in it is not.

[BrilloPad]

I say yes. pron is far better than the real thing. No STD. No buying rohypnol to get her in the mood. No nagging about your performance or doing the washing up. No headaches. No chance of children. No taking all your money in the divorce.

Mind you the same could be said for sheep.

[BrilloPad]

The porn is real but the Santa starring in it is not.

So the tooth fairy and Easter bunny are real?

[NotAllThere]

Where else do 50ps and chocolate come from.

[doomage]

So the tooth fairy and Easter bunny are real?

Unfortunately not. Even worse it's the same guy that plays Santa but in a different suit.

Oh hang on. I might have porno confused with panto.