Should children be taught that prawn is not real?

[OwlHoot]

I see no reason why - Dimprawn usually sounds pretty convincing to me.

Living so far north some people might assume he was like Father Christmas, and not real, but it would be cruel to shatter kids illusions by claiming he doesn't exist.

[BA to the Stars]

Youv'e ruined it for me - I thought Dim was the Earl of Swindon, a real person.

I will have to cry myself to sleep now knowing he is not real

[OwlHoot]

He lives north of Newcastle last I heard. I daren't be more specific, as he's reputed to have a gold stash buried at the bottom of his garden.

[northernladuk]

Youv'e ruined it for me - I thought Dim was the Earl of Swindon, a real person.

I will have to cry myself to sleep now knowing he is not real

I cry myself to sleep everynight knowing he IS real!

[mudskipper]

It's not the prawn that's not real - it's crab sticks.

Youngs 16 Seafood Sticks 200G - Groceries - Tesco Groceries

Crab flavour sumiri sticks.

[DimPrawn]

[d000hg]

I cry myself to sleep everynight knowing he IS real!

Mrs DP cries all the way to the bank.

[VectraMan]

Prawn is just the gateway to harder things.

[xoggoth]

What, he isn't in Slough???