Anyone on the Turps?

[Ted Goat]

Just had the last glass of Pouillet Fume.

Next wuestiii is do I open that bittle of Yugoslavian red I was gifted last week? That's right, Yugoslavian. No fate job the bottle but it has to go back to at least 1992.

A good year for antifreeze I seem to recall.

[Incognito]

No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.

I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.

[Ted Goat]

No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.

I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.

WTF??

[Incognito]

WTF??

F.u.ck off Malc

[Ted Goat]

Oh, on the beer were we?

Youngers Tartan with a top?

Come back when you've learned some culture, little boy.

[administrator]

No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.

I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.

WIS Especially the stain bit.

[fullyautomatix]

No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.

I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.

Another reincarnation of Pacharan/Pillock Winotype/Mal bugger. His wife must have dumped him for a younger man.

[EternalOptimist]

ted goat

what sort of mind would come up with ted goat ?

[NotAllThere]

This turps will have you pissing blood.