Todays rubbish job £18.12 per hour

[BoredBloke]

Data Analyst/SQL server Berkshire, £145 per day Contract Data Analyst, Advanced Excel, MS SQL Server, Transact SQL

We are looking for a Data Analyst with advanced Excel skills and SQL knowledge, for a 6 month customer project in Berkshire. Candidates must have a deeper understanding of the following:

-Views - Sub-queries - Stored Procedures - Triggers - Temporary tables - Dynamic SQL/stored procedures - Correlated sub-queries - ETL or Extract, Transform, Load - SSIS or SQL Server Integration Services - SSRS or SQL Server Reporting Services - DBA or Database Administrator.

Excellent analytical skills and ideally a qualification in this field, and proven skills around data manipulation, analysis and reporting. Strong written and verbal communication skills are also required as this role will involve liason with stakeholders.

Immediate start required, please forward your CV for consideration.


Applicants must be eligible to work in the specified location Location Berkshire, UK Industry IT Start Date Immediate Duration 5 months Rate £145 per day Employment Business IDPP Contact Giulia Lombardozzi Email Contact This Employment Business Reference JS Posted Date 01/11/2012 11:48:42 Permalink Data Analyst/SQL server job - Berkshire - November-01-2012 (C2xss)

[Mich the Tester]

Suity! Where's Suity?

[MarillionFan]

I told the agency I'd be willing to pay £200.

[Mich the Tester]

I told the agency I'd be willing to pay £20.

ftfy

[Paddy]

Data Analyst/SQL server Berkshire, £145 per day Contract Data Analyst, Advanced Excel, MS SQL Server, Transact SQL

We are looking for a Data Analyst with advanced Excel skills and SQL knowledge, for a 6 month customer project in Berkshire. Candidates must have a deeper understanding of the following:

-Views - Sub-queries - Stored Procedures - Triggers - Temporary tables - Dynamic SQL/stored procedures - Correlated sub-queries - ETL or Extract, Transform, Load - SSIS or SQL Server Integration Services - SSRS or SQL Server Reporting Services - DBA or Database Administrator.

Excellent analytical skills and ideally a qualification in this field, and proven skills around data manipulation, analysis and reporting. Strong written and verbal communication skills are also required as this role will involve liason with stakeholders.

Immediate start required, please forward your CV for consideration.


Applicants must be eligible to work in the specified location Location Berkshire, UK Industry IT Start Date Immediate Duration 5 months Rate £145 per day Employment Business IDPP Contact Giulia Lombardozzi Email Contact This Employment Business Reference JS Posted Date 01/11/2012 11:48:42 Permalink Data Analyst/SQL server job - Berkshire - November-01-2012 (C2xss)

This seems like a ICT convenience advert.

[Mich the Tester]

This seems like a ICT convenience advert.

Yep.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

If you were on the bench and local would you consider it? I think they are hoping/dreaming of such a candidate.

[Mich the Tester]

If you were on the bench and local would you consider it? I think they are hoping/dreaming of such a candidate.

No. I'd do something else like fitness instruction but I won't sell my testing skills for that money. It only encourages clientcos and agents to try it on.

[BoredBloke]

No. I'd do something else like fitness instruction but I won't sell my testing skills for that money. It only encourages clientcos and agents to try it on.

Agreed although given my shape, fitness instructor is probably out!!

[Mich the Tester]

Agreed although given my shape, fitness instructor is probably out!!

Yep, but you probably have other skills that could theoretically be marketed. Languages? Repairing stuff? Think about it; would you rather slave away doing IT for 18 quid or perhaps do something more relaxed or enjoyable for a tenner? Or even a bit less for serving pints at the pub? Obviously, doing a decent contract for 40 or 50 or more is better, but without that choice, why not just do something enjoyable that brings in enough to cover some bills?