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    Farting in front of the other half

    You drop one and it is made out to be the equivalent of the bombing of Dresden.

    #2
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    You drop one and it is made out to be the equivalent of the bombing of Dresden.
    Probably because of the room clearing effect of them...
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    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #3
      I think it helps if you try not to look smug while dropping one ....

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        #4
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        You drop one and it is made out to be the equivalent of the bombing of Dresden.
        Why was it her turn to go next?
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          #5
          Exactly. Minestrones wife hates it when I let rip and hold her head under the duvet.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            I'm a little fragrant this morning. Think it was the slightly undercooked brocolli and cauliflower last night. Will see if I can save it up till I'm in clientCo's lift.

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              #7
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              You drop one and it is made out to be the equivalent of the bombing of Dresden.
              Speaking of Dresden, onsite at the moment are ~100 German engineers building a new system. Someone put an order into the system to test it.

              1 x Bomber Jacket, to a customer in Coventry

              A complete accident as the Cust Ref and SKU was chosen at Random but didn't half make me laugh when it came up on the screens we were watching.

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                #8
                Posts like this make me realise the sort of people Im conversing with.



                Admit it, which one of you is this:-

                Last edited by escapeUK; 2 November 2012, 08:16.

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                  #9
                  Churchill was saying the opposite thing after WWII

                  "What's the big deal, it's not as if i farted in front of the missus "

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