My dinner

[Gentile]

Chinese breast of chicken curry with fried rice and prawn crackers. Possibly preceded by a banana fritter.

Ye cannae whack it!

[original PM]

preceeded??

A banananana fritter is pudding not starter surely ref?

[OwlHoot]

preceeded??

A banananana fritter is pudding not starter surely ref?

Believe it or not, the Chinese have their puddings first

[original PM]

fookin crazy man!

besides Gentile is Scottish....

but then I suppose anything fried in batter to a scotsperson can be classed as starter, main, dessert or all three..

[Robinho]

Ask yourself if a battered fruit sounds like a Scottish dessert?

[Gentile]

I don't know if OwlHoot's on to something about pudding being first in China, but I eat the banana fritter first because that way the batter's still nice and crispy when you eat it. If you leave it until afterwards, they go all soggy and aren't very nice.

[original PM]

no more so than it sounds like a starter

[Gentile]

Ask yourself if a battered fruit sounds like a Scottish dessert?

Don't be silly. That'd be way too healthy. Battered Mars Bar, maybe.

[suityou01]

I've got visions of you all bloated out afterwards, in your slanket covered in cats, watching a weepy movie Bridget jones style.

[mudskipper]

I've got visions of you all bloated out afterwards, in your slanket covered in cats, watching a weepy movie Bridget jones style.

You really shouldn't post all your fantasies on CUK.