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    Losing the will to live...

    Working as I do in the wunnerful world of edjukashun, I've now got a 50 question questionaire to fill in.

    To justify my job grade.

    It has to be returned by the 21st of July.

    Wonder if I give my notice in today if I still have to fill the fecker in...

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    And I'm currently bored tulipless.
    The next lambing season must seem ages away...

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      #3
      Come on Zeit - read out the questions and we'll all help

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        #4
        Post the questions here and we'll give you some suggestions as to how you should answer.

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          #5
          What does thee do for a living then?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Fungus
            What does thee do for a living then?
            I.T. Obviously !

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Working as I do in the wunnerful world of edjukashun, I've now got a 50 question questionaire to fill in.

              To justify my job grade.

              It has to be returned by the 21st of July.

              Wonder if I give my notice in today if I still have to fill the fecker in...
              Zeit, I've got a questionnaire to fill out on food standards in our canteen. Wanna swap? We could probably do a better job of each other's form.
              "My God, it's huge!!"

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                #8
                Ok.

                Here's one...

                Pastoral Care and Welfare

                Covers the welfare and wellbeing of students and staff within ....blah blah

                Show sensitivity to those who may need help or in extreme cases are showing obvious signs of distress?
                Initiate appropriate action by involving relevant people?

                [NO blanked out, so not an option, which the one I'd have ticked.
                A (frequently)
                B (not so frequently)

                etc. etc. etc.

                They've left out C (my preferred option): Who gives a tulip?

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                  #9
                  Oh good grief, another cultural Marxist word: wellbeing.

                  FFS!

                  Q: How can you tell when a company is making large profits?
                  A: It's just created a Human Resources division.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Oh good grief - no wonder you are losing the will to live

                    Let's face it Zeit you are not exactly well known for your sensitivity

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