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    Fire!

    Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.

    What should I do?

    #2
    Stop, drop and roll.

    And hope Mrs BP has put a wet tea cloth over it.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.

      What should I do?
      Why have you let MrsBP out of the kitchen?
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.

        What should I do?
        Buy oven chips next time?
        "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Why have you let MrsBP out of the kitchen?
          I left her tied up in the dungeon. Why else would I be doing cooking myself.

          Anyway - I looked up fire on google and apparently there are these people called the fire brigade who can help. They are on 999. Who much do they charge? Has anyone ever used them before? Are there any Bobs who can provide the same service for less?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.

            What should I do?
            Erm, keep posting on CUK until the house has burnt down?
            'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
            Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
              Erm, keep posting on CUK until the house has burnt down?
              At least we'd see how resilient his Internet connection is.

              Every cloud and all that.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                At least we'd see how resilient his Internet connection is.

                Every cloud and all that.
                IT pun
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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