Let's help SAS write his book!

[MrMark]

Apparently he's stuck on the first sentence. I'm sure a few bits of input fron the forum will soon get the story going.
One post = 1 sentence.

"The sun was shining as I descended the stairs to the Wandsworth recycling centre."

[Doggy Styles]

There was a cretin pushing bottles into the bottle bank. "Out of my way you cretin" I said, barely concealing my contempt.

[vetran]

"The sun was shining as I descended the stairs to the Wandsworth recycling centre."

I was sure the Gimp suit would protect me from the worst of the mess.

[MyUserName]

That is when I realised ... I was the worst of the mess!

[BrilloPad]

That is when I realised ... I was the worst of the mess!

But at least I had finally been released.

[stek]

Should be 'Once upon a time..' to start cos it will be a fairy story like all the others...

[TestMangler]

The body of the prostitute from last night had been cut into six pieces, wrapped tightly in black bin bags and wrapped with masking tape. The pieces were stacked neatly on the back seat of the GT86.

[Doggy Styles]

This novel is in a tailspin. It sems that the good burghers of CUK are no better at it than the author himself and his writer's block.

[AtW]

There was a pleb pushing bottles into the bottle bank. "Out of my way you cretin" I said, barely concealing my contempt.

FTFY

[Doggy Styles]

FTFY

Good work Alexei. I think that adds a little more colour.