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Open Letter to Andre Villas Boas

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    Open Letter to Andre Villas Boas

    Don't play any weird european formations. 442 will do just fine thanks.
    Don't substitute fat Tom on 60 minutes for the rookie Livermore, you should have finally learned this lesson by now.
    Definately don't play Lloris.
    Do play Adebayor AND Defoe, together. Yes, together. Together. Got that? Good.

    Dawson as captain. Not Gallas.
    Play Gallas.

    Give Sandro more license to bomb forward to support the strikers. Get fat Tom to support him.

    Get the wingers to cut inside occasionally. Sick of seeing Lennon run the ball out for a goal kick.

    Do not sub Lennon off. Do not sub Bale off.

    Be prepared to bring Dempsey on at the cost of a defender.

    Play offensively for ALL 90 minutes.

    Explain the offside rule to Defoe. Draw pictures with crayon if needs be.

    Wear one of those shock handshake devices when you shake Wenger's hand at the end.

    This is all.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    You will lose.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Robinho View Post
      You will lose.
      157-1 on the 5-1. £10 on. COYS!
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Gonna be there?

        I will be

        Try not to sneak out on the 70th like last year

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          #5
          Originally posted by Robinho View Post
          Gonna be there?

          I will be

          Try not to sneak out on the 70th like last year
          Better than being there, will be sat on the couch with a pint of real ale in my retro spurs shirt snuggled up to all the other SY's.

          If it was at White Hart Lane of course I would be there
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            FOYS

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              #7
              Originally posted by Robinho View Post
              FOYS
              You will lose.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                ...my composure as we deliver yet another humiliation.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Robinho View Post
                  ...my composure as we deliver yet another humiliation.


                  Dembele and Parker back tomorrow I reckon. Quake in yer boots lad.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Tbh we're playing tulip atm, but we always pull it out of the back when the scum come to town

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