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Little things that make you happy

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    Little things that make you happy

    I love it when you buy your morning cappuccino and when the girl puts the lid on the foamy milk spurts out all over her hand...

    What lifts your spirits on a grey and chilly november morning?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    I like it when the brass puts her hand on my bits and it gets covered in stuff.

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      #3
      Or when a bird on the train opens her yoghurt carton too quickly and a little bit spurts out as the pressure is released, leaving her with yoghurt dribbling down her chin
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #4
        When an invoice drops into my account
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          A decent number 2.
          ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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            #6
            You're all easily pleased
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #7
              I used to enjoy getting coffee in those tiny cups you sometimes find at client sites.

              In my head I'd make a BOOM noise with every footstep, back to my desk, I felt like a giant.

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                #8
                Landing a solid technique and watching my opponent fall down.
                Seeing my son or daughter's face light up when they see me.
                "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                  A decent number 2.
                  Oh yes. Nothing like getting paid to block clientco's toilet
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Working from home, looking outside and thinking fook it, I am making bread and soup this morning and being paid for it. That makes me smile.

                    I used to work with a consultant who used to delight in drinking his own bodyweight in Guiness, and depositing it, pretty much, all over the pan of the mens toilets the next morning; I'll not miss the smell...

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