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Comedy role of the day

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    Comedy role of the day

    Dear Mr Benger-Stevenson

    A client of ours is looking for a Systems Analyst for a 6 month contract.

    You will have excellent knowledge of Document Management Systems and Oracle.

    The candidate will have 5 years plus experience of analysis work and evidence of high stakeholder management skills.

    You will have full end to end project life cycle experience involving problem identification and solving skills: ability to challenge assumptions constructively, identify key issues and escalate as appropriate.

    You will ideally have experience in website amalgamation.

    The role will be paid £175 per day.

    I appreciate this may be below your normal rate, so if you know anyone else that would be interested please let me know.


    ICT anybody?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    ICT anybody?
    Excellent. You got my offer. I asked the agent to up your rate though. When do you want to start?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


      ICT anybody?
      Don't know why you're laughing? This role pays far too much for someone of your calibre.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Don't know why you're laughing? This role pays far too much for someone of your calibre.
        Said the bitter twisted cretinous retiree
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Said the bitter twisted cretinous retiree
          Alleged retiree. Who would retire and then continue to post on a work related forum?

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            #6
            Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
            Alleged retiree. Who would retire and then continue to post on a work related forum?
            I smell socks
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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