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    Job o' the day

    My name is **** and I work for ***** ******** Resourcing. Our records show that you are an experienced professional with experience in the testing of missile systems . This experience is relevant to one of my current openings.

    This position requires good leadership skills in addition to the above skills.
    I guess that's recruitment for you, a bit hit and miss.
    Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

    #2
    The previous guy got fired.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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      #3
      Thats what they said to the human cannonball when he said he was leaving the circus, "where will we find another man of your caliber"

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        #4
        So this really is a BOOMED! thread
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
          The previous guy got fired.
          I guess he didn't meet his target?
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by doomage View Post
            I guess that's recruitment for you, a bit hit and miss.
            I watched Hit and Miss at the weekend - An excellent series, and I'd highly recommend it, but nobody else seems to have heard of it.
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #7
              I would say clear of this, there is so much direction and control on a missile system project
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Make sure you double check any interview times, heard of one guy who turned up and they were out to launch.
                I'm alright Jack

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  I watched Hit and Miss at the weekend - An excellent series, and I'd highly recommend it, but nobody else seems to have heard of it.
                  shameless meets Alais??
                  will have to watch for that.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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