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"Animals are much easier to understand than women"

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    "Animals are much easier to understand than women"

    Woof!

    Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Party Animal' ...
    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

    #2
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      I'd never have guessed bestiality was legal in a European nation! How very bizarre.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Remember neigh means no!
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Remember neigh means no!
          Mooo means more?

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            #6
            Appalling predudice against those of who are not sexually narrow minded.

            I shagged a mosquito this morning. Quite normal in my view and I'm sure she enjoyed it. There's an earthworm down by the compost heap who has caught my eye too.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              My date with a Shetland Pony this weekend has now been put on hold but I have been promised a night of sin with 2 Gerbils and a Hamster as long as I provide the sellotape.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                You know we always skirt around Pogles obsession with Guinea Pigs?
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
                  Woof!

                  Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Party Animal' ...
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    It’s not bestiality, its “inter-species erotica”


                    & just to clarify thats a quote from the film Clerks & not my own view
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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