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"Animals are much easier to understand than women"
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"Animals are much easier to understand than women"
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I'd never have guessed bestiality was legal in a European nation! How very bizarre.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Remember neigh means no!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Appalling predudice against those of who are not sexually narrow minded.
I shagged a mosquito this morning. Quite normal in my view and I'm sure she enjoyed it. There's an earthworm down by the compost heap who has caught my eye too.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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My date with a Shetland Pony this weekend has now been put on hold but I have been promised a night of sin with 2 Gerbils and a Hamster as long as I provide the sellotape.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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You know we always skirt around Pogles obsession with Guinea Pigs?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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It’s not bestiality, its “inter-species erotica”
& just to clarify thats a quote from the film Clerks & not my own viewGrowing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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