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    Petition to change the name of the website

    IMO (which of course we know counts for everything ), I feel it is important that we had a change.

    Contracting is dead. It's all Bobs this and bobs that. Most contractors are low level techies who because of their poor body hygiene, facial hair(yes Zippy/Gentile that's you to) & inability to string a coherent sentence together without 'ummming' or stuttering like some naughty schoolchild I am raising a petition to change the name from www.contractoruk.co.uk to www.permieuk.co.uk

    Obviously as permies are worth 5 times more than a contractor, we'll just multiply the permies option x 5 versus the contractors option, to carry the vote.

    Let the voting begin.
    12
    To [url]www.permieuk.co.uk[/url]
    33.33%
    4
    Keep it as [url]www.contractoruk.co.uk[/url]
    33.33%
    4
    Change it to [url]www.andywfookedoldhacksmum.co.uk[/url]
    33.33%
    4
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    IMO (which of course we know counts for everything ), I feel it is important that we had a change.

    Contracting is dead. It's all Bobs this and bobs that. Most contractors are low level techies who because of their poor body hygiene, facial hair(yes Zippy/Gentile that's you to) & inability to string a coherent sentence together without 'ummming' or stuttering like some naughty schoolchild I am raising a petition to change the name from www.contractoruk.co.uk to www.permieuk.co.uk

    Obviously as permies are worth 5 times more than a contractor, we'll just multiply the permies option x 5 versus the contractors option, to carry the vote.

    Let the voting begin.
    Are you a permie ?
    If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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      #3
      I think failed contractor is the proper term for MF.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        I think abject failure is the proper term for MF.
        FTFY but its a good job this isn't about Sas.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          There are only a handful of times I am grateful this site is a dictatorship. This is one of them.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            There are only a handful of times I am grateful this site is a dictatorship. This is one of them.
            I always thought it was more of a feudal state!!!

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              #7
              This thread is not:

              Humerous,
              Entertaining
              OR
              Interesting.

              Must try harder.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Scoobos View Post
                This thread is not:

                Humerous,
                Entertaining
                OR
                Interesting.

                Must try harder.
                +1
                Anti-bedwetting advice

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                  #9
                  In fact its so tulip that I'm going to cheer myself up by doing my timesheet and invoice.
                  Anti-bedwetting advice

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