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All you hypoctritical god bothering *****

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    All you hypoctritical god bothering *****

    Mods, perma tan please

    God botherers, as you were
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Mods, perma tan please

    God botherers, as you were

    I believe you can get the perma-tan from prolonged exposure to hell's furnaces.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      I believe you can get the perma-tan from prolonged exposure to hell's furnaces.
      Or continual exposure to high ammonia liquid!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
        Or continual exposure to high ammonia liquid!!!
        like cliphead?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          One of my RE teachers ( a penguin with a couple of theology degrees) told me that the burning fires of hell were a relatively modern idea (probably came from the burning rubbish pits outside Jerusalem), and that hell was actually the absence of the love of God.

          Too serious?
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Good speling sooty. Zippy you are bang on on the last part, I couldn't comment on the historical bit but a google search found this list of verses which mention fire several times: Could you please give biblical references describing hell (book, chapter, verse etc)? - Yahoo! Answers
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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