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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Crafty gits. You have to admire them really. -
Originally posted by Gonzo View PostIt wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that this is a 'ruse' so that French men can insist that they have to have more sex to compensate. The scientist that published these findings is a French man, would that be right?
Crafty gits. You have to admire them really.Comment
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Whilst at the re-enactment of the battle of Tewkesbury this year we found a Frenchman with serious b***s.
The French group were in the centre block fighting a German group and things were getting more and more heated (I do not know what actually started it as the guy who told me about it did not know either - he just found that they were pretty much hitting each other as hard as they could rather than pulling their blows).
Things got more heated until some French guy ran at the German unit and punched one of them (the one who told me this story) in the face whilst wearing steel gauntlets. Hillariously this German was a competitive boxer who replied with a huge amount of punches back on the guy before they got separated. The Frenchman's helmet was partially caved in but they managed to get it off and he saw the reason for the Frenchman's bravery ... it was a girl.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI assumed it was a French woman who enjoyed looking at all that sperm. A sort of professional bukkake.
'Joelle' would be a woman.Comment
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostWhilst at the re-enactment of the battle of Tewkesbury this year we found a Frenchman with serious b***s.
The French group were in the centre block fighting a German group and things were getting more and more heated (I do not know what actually started it as the guy who told me about it did not know either - he just found that they were pretty much hitting each other as hard as they could rather than pulling their blows).
Things got more heated until some French guy ran at the German unit and punched one of them (the one who told me this story) in the face whilst wearing steel gauntlets. Hillariously this German was a competitive boxer who replied with a huge amount of punches back on the guy before they got separated. The Frenchman's helmet was partially caved in but they managed to get it off and he saw the reason for the Frenchman's bravery ... it was a girl.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI assumed it was a French woman who enjoyed looking at all that sperm. A sort of professional bukkake.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I think Reuters are having a laugh. Look who they chose to report on this story: French men not producing as much sperm | Reuters
England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostIt wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that this is a 'ruse' so that French men can insist that they have to have more sex to compensate.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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