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    Why do women like chocolate?

    Chocolate - it's the guilt that makes it so delicious, study finds - Telegraph

    Guilt? MY 4RSE!

    Its lack of sex.

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    90% chocolate vibrators FTW!
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Who cares?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Does your missus like chocolate??? It canT be down to the lack of sex though, not when she's only charging a fiver a go down the local working mans club.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Does your missus like chocolate??? It canT be down to the lack of sex though, not when she's only charging a fiver a go down the local working mans club.
          She came home the first night with £5.20. I asked who gave 20p. She said "all of them".

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Does your missus like chocolate??? It canT be down to the lack of sex though, not when she's only charging a fiver a go down the local working mans club.
            It must be a bit of a pisser knowing that your Mrs is so pig ugly that she has to pay for sex. Oh sorry, I forgot, you're not married. Jesus mate I bet she's grateful.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
              Oh sorry, I forgot, you're not married. Jesus mate I bet she's grateful.
              Uh huh. Just like your ex-wife.

              Now toddle off and wait for Old Hack to come back, he actually seems to get wound up by your amateur fumbling trolling.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Now toddle off and wait for Old Hack to come back, he actually seems to get wound up by your amateur fumbling trolling.
                While you'll still remain a complete

                One sad fat troll who's only life is hanging around here living out your delusions.
                Me, me, me...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  While you'll still remain a complete

                  One sad fat troll who's only life is hanging around here living out your delusions.
                  Urm? Cough.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 6 June 2022, 17:56.

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