my Underpants are soggy

[EternalOptimist]

Is it just me?

I spend a lot of my time lately nipping into the bog and giving me saus a wash.

There is NOTHING worse than the missus offering a quick bj, and me having to refuse because the old nudger might not be up to environmental biohazard standards.

So I am often to be seen scrubbing me bell, at odd times of the day, as a pre-emptive measure

but now me undies are constantly soggy

[Zippy]

Oh dear.

Obviously what you need to do is polish up the old chap at client co. They have 'hand' dryers, yes?
Failing that - offer Mrs EO a (not insubstantial) bribe or change your kecks a bit more often.

Next week - elementary horse care tips

[EternalOptimist]

Oh dear.

Obviously what you need to do is polish up the old chap at client co. They have 'hand' dryers, yes?
Failing that - offer Mrs EO a (not insubstantial) bribe or change your kecks a bit more often.

Next week - elementary horse care tips

cor.

If I were three weeks younger

[Zippy]

cor.

If I were three weeks younger

You'd still be washing yer own kecks ... and touching yer toes

[EternalOptimist]

You'd still be washing yer own kecks ... and touching yer toes

One day woman

[Robinho]

Is it just me?

I spend a lot of my time lately nipping into the bog and giving me saus a wash.

Is this a recent occurance. Sweaty bollocks is more commonly associated with the Summer months.

Perhaps you need to see a nob-doctor.

[Zippy]

Is this a recent occurance. Sweaty bollocks is more commonly associated with the Summer months.

Perhaps you need to see a nob-doctor.

Sage advice.

[EternalOptimist]

Sage advice.

[EternalOptimist]

look youse. its NOT sweaty balls

its water from the tap. washing me spuds

[EternalOptimist]

[QUOTE=corndog;1658843]How about a kilt?



thats a bit orrible