Just got a very important phone call...

[Gruffalo]

From a 'Candidate Attraction Consultant'

Sadly not a match making specialist to get me the lady of my dreams, I was most disappointed in the usual fishing call.

[Pogle]

From a 'Candidate Attraction Consultant'

Sadly not a match making specialist to get me the lady of my dreams, I was most disappointed in the usual fishing call.

Please don't be offended by this, as I haven't been around much of late, but you sound just like Wilmslow

[SupremeSpod]

Please don't be offended by this, as I haven't been around much of late, but you sound just like Wilmslow

Erm, it is Wilmslow. Hth

[northernladuk]

Please don't be offended by this, as I haven't been around much of late, but you sound just like Wilmslow

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck........

[BrilloPad]

What is the lady of your dreams? Presumably blind.

[BA to the Stars]

What is the lady of your dreams? Presumably blind.

Comes complete with footpump and puncture repair kit

[Gruffalo]

Yep, it is your friendly Cheshire Cat here

Pogle - hows things with you - still in Swinedon?

[kingcook]

From a 'Candidate Attraction Consultant'

Sounds like a load of CAC

[norrahe]

What is the lady of your dreams? Presumably blind.

Deaf and dumb.

[mudskipper]

What is the lady of your dreams? Presumably blind.

Deaf and dumb.

And imaginary.