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Giving the girlfriend a facial for xmas

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    Giving the girlfriend a facial for xmas

    Someone at worked suggested this.

    Good idea?

    #2
    Yes. Goes well with a pearl necklace.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      I read somewhere that the best moisturiser is semen. Also works well on hair. I suggest you go right ahead.

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        #4
        She more than likely would prefer a pearl necklace or maybe taking her up the Oxo Tower.
        Blood in your poo

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I read somewhere that the best moisturiser is semen. Also works well on hair. I suggest you go right ahead.
          ...and acts as a cleaning solution for curtains too...

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            #6
            I think there might be two meanings of facial....

            Damn, I was quite excited at the prospect.

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