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Would have got away with it if not for those meddling kids

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    Would have got away with it if not for those meddling kids

    Long story short, got hammered last night, woke up this morning in a strange house with an angry naked man complaining about his pet gerbils or something.

    Turns out I had bungled a threesome opportunity so Plod took pity on me and let me off with a warning.

    I think I might sue for psychological damage.
    Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Robinho View Post
      ooh that is naughty
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by doomage View Post
        Long story short, got hammered last night, woke up this morning in a strange house with an angry naked man complaining about his pet gerbils or something.
        How big was his didgeridoo?
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #5
          Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
          How big was his didgeridoo?
          I think it's already established it was a piccolo.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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