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    minor annoyance of the day

    I hate it when I fart just before I sit on the bog, as it leaves a cloud of gas at head height as if I've farted in my own face. Most unpleasant.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    Was in the traps and there was a bob in the trap next to mine. His phone went and he started a long drawn out conversation. I think my bottom sounds must have added to the converstaion as did the 2 flushes I gave to bog.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #3
      I never though you'd have a problem with lack of anal retention.

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        #4
        Just completed CT return so your irritation sounds v minor. I think I'd rather stick my nose in a pile of Ed Balls' poo than do CT returns.
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        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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