do's and don'ts around the toilets

[d000hg]

Guys, most of us like to ensure that we have a good relationship with the client and their staff without being labelled as being part and parcel of the organisation.

I've come to the conclusion that using staff facilities is permie thinking. So I will henceforth be nipping out to tulip in the bushes next to the foyer.

[xoggoth]

Oi d00000000000gh, don't start giving HMRC ideas, they'll be deeming toilet breaks an indicator of being caught by IR35 next!

[Gruffalo]

Wear a catheter, and have All Bran nice and early in the day, and have a good dump in the hotel before going to clientco.

Hope this helps.

[d000hg]

I think the hotel might be upset if I turn up on my way to work for a poo every morning.