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    Proper flu

    Been off work all week

    Very achey to start with, the headache, massively high fever etc etc.

    Rough couple of days, now starting to return to normal. I feel like the war is won, but my body lies in ruins.

    Someone suggested a medicinal whiskey.

    Which whiskeys are medicinal, and in what quantities and how frequently?

    Can the CUK doc write me a script.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Again? Hopefully you got it just in time to be better for Xmas at least.

    Whisky good but you'll also need to get your strength up, pies and curries are recommended.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Been off work all week

      Very achey to start with, the headache, massively high fever etc etc.

      Rough couple of days, now starting to return to normal. I feel like the war is won, but my body lies in ruins.

      Someone suggested a medicinal whiskey.

      Which whiskeys are medicinal, and in what quantities and how frequently?

      Can the CUK doc write me a script.
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      Hows that?
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Admin can you change Suitys custom tag line to

        'Sick Note' please?

        Make it so!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Zinc, Vitamin C, Magnesium. That Whisky does anything is just a marketing gimmick or old wifes tale.

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Whisky good but you'll also need to get your strength up, pies and curries are recommended.
            Exactly, I should know, I have had the flu since the mid 90s.

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              #7
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              Exactly, I should know, I have had the flu since the mid 90s.
              Soupy, that's called aids.

              HTH
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
                Zinc, Vitamin C, Magnesium. That Whisky does anything is just a marketing gimmick or old wifes tale.

                Magnesium? FFS he has probably got a mild cold, not running an ultramarathon, magnesium, dear lord.

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                  #9
                  Aren't those the symptoms of ebola?

                  I recommend a wine sized glass of whisky every hour.

                  HTH

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Soupy, that's called aids.

                    HTH

                    I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me

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