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You've got to be tulipting me!

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    You've got to be tulipting me!

    I've just broken a tooth which is killing me, 4 hours before an eleven hour flight & a christmas weekend(!!!!!)

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I've just broken a tooth which is killing me, 4 hours before an eleven hour flight & a christmas weekend(!!!!!)
    Wisdom tooth?

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      #3
      Painkillers & brandy?

      You should be able to get an emergency dental appointment tomorrow.
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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I've just broken a tooth which is killing me, 4 hours before an eleven hour flight & a christmas weekend(!!!!!)

        Clove oil is supposed to be good as a temporary pain killer
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          #5
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Clove oil is supposed to be good as a temporary pain killer
          Yeah, agreed OH. MF - just watch Marathon Man.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Oh!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Lost my passport as well!!!!

            On way back to hotel!!!!
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Oh!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Lost my passport as well!!!!

              On way back to hotel!!!!
              You sure you've not been mugged?

              Punched in the face: broken tooth?

              Robbed: stolen passport?
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                You sure you've not been mugged?

                Punched in the face: broken tooth?

                Robbed: stolen passport?
                Passport handed in at hotel. Dropped it. Bent down, picked it up jeans just ripped around the groin. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. On way to airport!! That's the three out of the way hopefully.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Passport handed in at hotel. Dropped it. Bent down, picked it up jeans just ripped around the groin. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. On way to airport!! That's the three out of the way hopefully.


                  At this rate, I'd buy a lottery ticket pronto!

                  Safe trip.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by hyperD View Post


                    At this rate, I'd buy a lottery ticket pronto!

                    Safe trip.
                    As much as I like tall stories on the way here I joked with the driver about my misfortune and that Id most likely land up sat next to four super models on the way home.

                    Well fook me. In in the club lounge sat behind a model. She's got an iPad and she's looking at pictures of herself online but from at least ten years ago. She looks familiar but I'm fooked if I know which one. Got the look of Kate Moss but isn't. I think Mich would know.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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