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    Tissues in the washing machine

    Gives the washing a nice, festive, snowy look.

    Who's responsible?

    Poll to follow.
    16
    The person who left a tissue in their pocket
    18.75%
    3
    The person who loaded the machine without checking pockets
    25.00%
    4
    Shared responsibility - failure all round
    37.50%
    6
    AndyW wipes his on the curtains.
    18.75%
    3

    #2
    Its usually my daughter. Had to get engineer out - he found hair bands, clips, tissues etcetc.

    Mrs BP tries to check pockets - but why should she?

    You should see her room. I can no longer bear to enter.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Gives the washing a nice, festive, snowy look.

      Who's responsible?

      Poll to follow.
      Which one are you?
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        I'm definitely no 2 - and possibly no 1 as well, although I blamed the kids.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Its usually my daughter. Had to get engineer out - he found hair bands, clips, tissues etcetc.

          Mrs BP tries to check pockets - but why should she?

          You should see her room. I can no longer bear to enter.
          It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.

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            #6
            Thought this was going to be a poem

            "I dont see you there, hiding in my pocket.
            Scrunched, crunched, pushed deep inside.
            Waiting, waiting, hiding, hiding.
            Missed by the searching hand, now spinning, faster, faster
            So wet, so wet now, coming apart, sodden, free
            wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Everywhere now
            What freedom, dandruff for the clothes
            Curses! Tissues in the washing machine!!!"
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.
              Mrs BP says she piles all the rubbish on the bed. Then she has to clear it up to sleep....

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                It doesn't get better. Took me three days to find the floor in daughter's room after she went to uni.
                Spacecadet tip #155:
                You can usually locate the floor by looking down

                HTH
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                  Spacecadet tip #155:
                  You can usually locate the floor by looking down

                  Nomadd tip #155:

                  You can usually locate the floor by falling down *

                  * Christmas spirit, and all that.
                  nomadd liked this post

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                    #10
                    http://www.atbreak.com/tag/girls-car/
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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