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Old chestnuts roasting on an open fire

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    Old chestnuts roasting on an open fire

    An old chestnut for you :-


    Darth Vader -'Luke....you have a mountain bike and an iPad...under that tree'
    Skywalker - 'How do you know father?'
    Darth Vader - <breathes loudly> 'Luke ...I felt your presence..'





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    #2
    Thought this was going to be a post about how EO burnt his under crackers when an ember came off the fire when he as warming his cockles.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Thought this was going to be a post about how EO burnt his under crackers when an ember came off the fire when he as warming his cockles.
      I thought it was about when Mrs EO found out about his bit on the side.

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        Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 6 June 2022, 16:50.

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