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being able to happily sit there and do very little while being paid a very handsome wage indeed and have people believe I am:
a) very useful
b) helpful
c) doing far more work than the permies (spit) around me
in the words of Milan "contracting, every little helps"The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points -
Yeah it's all about the slacking efficiency.
You can slack more and not get a bollocking for it as you're not working for the client... "write my company a letter about it".Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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VMware + Citrix_____________________________________________
Go to bed with itchy ar$e wake up with smelly fingersComment
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Whatever the client wants it to be"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Convincing 3 clients I am value for money.
And sub-contracting a little work.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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sleeping, looking cute and oh yes...chucking the occaisional hair ball out.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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