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How do you build an ark?

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    How do you build an ark?

    Things are getting a bit moist out there....

    #2
    It's just a big boat innit.

    Instructions are in the bible somewhere IIRC
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Things are getting a bit moist out there....
      I don't noah...
      Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        It's just a big boat innit.

        Instructions are in the bible somewhere IIRC
        You'll need to know this:

        cubit
        noun
        an ancient measure of length, approximately equal to the length of a forearm. It was typically about 18 inches or 44 cm, though there was a long cubit of about 21 inches or 52 cm.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #5
          Them Mayan fellas may have been on to something eh?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            It's just a big boat innit.

            Instructions are in the bible somewhere IIRC
            I have found the ones in the OT - but presumably there are newer ones in the NT? Where is doogie.....

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              #7
              Easy peasy, you just need 100 of these

              and a few of these


              Job jobbed.

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                #8
                You need gopher wood. And nails. That's your starter for 10. You figure it out from there.

                HTH
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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