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Not sure if I can go swimming again
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostReminds me of a childhood story about my BiL; at the swimming pool, he said to his mother that he needed to go to toilet, realising it was a #1, she whispered conspirationally in his ear "Go in the pool". So off goes BiL stands right at the side of the pool, get's his cob out and has a pee. Must have been confusing being simultaneously shouted at by his mother and being thrown out of the pool.
I think I preferred when they put dye in the pool that reacted with urine. The issue was the kids used to compete to see who could make the longest trail.....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
(I think you should add a pitp poll)Comment
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Am I missing something, isn't piss basically sterile anyway? Thats why people can drink it when needed for survival etcOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Ladies can do it all they want as far as I'm concerned.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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He pee's in the pool and has won 22 olympic medals, for that kind of return I'll happily tulip in the pool tooOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAm I missing something, isn't piss basically sterile anyway? Thats why people can drink it when needed for survival etc
Originally posted by xoggoth View PostLadies can do it all they want as far as I'm concerned.
But then I suspect you feel the same about ladies in wet suits feeding one sardines in the bath.
Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHe pee's in the pool and has won 22 olympic medals, for that kind of return I'll happily tulip in the pool tooComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postyes. but the bit it comes out of is not sterile.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
I think I preferred when they put dye in the pool that reacted with urine. The issue was the kids used to compete to see who could make the longest trail.....Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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