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Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Zehn zahme Ziegen ziehen zehn Zentner Zucker zum Zoo“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Gang gäng gredi gäge Gümlige go gugge, g'ob Göde Gödel's Geranium gäng no gäge Gümlige gugge“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Leentje leerde Lotje lopen op de lange Lindelaan. Maar toen Lotje niet wilde lopen liet Leentje Lotje staan“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Kuku kaki kakak kakak ku kayak kuku kaki kakek kakek ku“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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