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    Employee of the Month Award

    Feck, feck, feckiitty feck.
    SUFTUM

    May life give you what you need, rather than what you want....

    #2
    Have you won? What is the prize?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Have you won? What is the prize?
      The hate and despisement of his fellow co-workers.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        The hate and despisement of his fellow co-workers.
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          The hate and despisement of his fellow co-workers.
          Doesn't one usually get a parking space so everyone knows where to find your car and can then wee in the petrol tank?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Doesn't one usually get a parking space so everyone knows where to find your car and can then wee in the petrol tank?
            Surely it won't work since petrol is lighter than water? Never mind the logistics of doing it in January ...

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Doesn't one usually get a parking space so everyone knows where to find your car and can then wee in the petrol tank?
              surely a contractor will have a car with rocket fuel in it...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Netraider View Post
                Feck, feck, feckiitty feck.
                Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Have you won? What is the prize?
                  An IR35 investigation and a tax bill

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                    #10
                    Oh dear.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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