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    Buying a lace

    ...lingerie set for the fit temp girl in the secretarial office. Or should I stick to my principles and get her a leather corset?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    ...lingerie set for the fit temp girl in the secretarial office. Or should I stick to my principles and get her a leather corset?
    Buy her a shoe lace - those thin ones that keep coming undone.

    Then she'll keep bending over to do them up?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      ...lingerie set for the fit temp girl in the secretarial office. Or should I stick to my principles and get her a leather corset?
      Ask Mrs Tester what she'd recommend

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Ask Mrs Tester what she'd recommend
        wot? more latex?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          So I take it you don't like the job already and are trying to get dismissed via nefarious ways involving females?
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            So I take it you don't like the job already and are trying to get dismissed via nefarious ways involving females?
            Actually I quite like the job, but I'm a cynical bastard and I know they'll chuck me out some day, so if they do I may as well make sure it's for an amusing reason.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Maybe this thread should be merged with this?

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                #8
                Black Lace - Agadoo should do the trick; I know those Europeans like a natty summer dance song.

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                  #9
                  Have you thought about talking to her first? Feel free to call me old fashioned......

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Have you thought about talking to her first? Feel free to call me old fashioned......
                    It's the 21st century now! Get with it man!
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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