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Questions I would like to ask some people although I don't care about the answer

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    Questions I would like to ask some people although I don't care about the answer

    How did you get so ******* fat?

    Why don't you shut up and do some work?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    How did you get so ******* fat?

    Why don't you shut up and do some work?
    You've answered it yourself!
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      How did you get so ******* fat?

      Why don't you shut up and do some work?
      Why are you such an objectionable POS?



























      Is another example.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        How did you get so ******* fat?
        Because everytime I sh*g your missus, she gives me a biscuit

        (apologies to South African cricketer Eddie Brandes)

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Why are you such an objectionable POS?
          Indeed. That one person can destroy the productivity of six others by jabbering incessantly simply to disguse the fact that he can't reach his keyboard over his gut is quite objectionable isn't it?
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Rest the keyboard on your belly.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Rest the keyboard on your belly.
              Cue image of nude fat guy with glasses and beard at his PC ...

              (Darn - can't access image files on my home PC )
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #8
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                Cue image of nude fat guy with glasses and beard at his PC ...

                (Darn - can't access image files on my home PC )
                Erm, why do you have images of fat, naked, beardy men on your home PC?

                Just asking like....
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Why did you decide when you got up this morning, to wear that? Do you think it looks good on you?
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Why did you decide when you got up this morning, to wear that? Do you think it looks good on you?
                    Better than anything looks on YOU, except a burqa.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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