Will I get my charge reduced to manslaughter for murdering my c***ing neighbour who keeps revving his 1973 piece of tulip Volkswagen camper van up on his drive?
House is fecking rattling.
House is fecking rattling.
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Why do people buy those vile contraptions? They were utter tulip in 1970, today they are laughable mobile tulip boxes.
Dire build quailty, epic rust, and those feeble air cooled engines that sound like a cheap lawn mower. -
Sound like a cheap lawn mower played through an even cheaper tannoy system.Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I presume he's doing some maintenance on it - it's not unreasonable for him to be working on itOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWill I get my charge reduced to manslaughter for murdering my c***ing neighbour who keeps revving his 1973 piece of tulip Volkswagen camper van up on his drive?
House is fecking rattling.
(even if it is a fetid pile of mechanical tulipe)during working hours.
Just wait until he's gone to bed and then pour a bag of rice through the filler cap.Comment
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A proper contractor should be only able to see his neighbours with the aid of binnoculars, let alone hear them.Comment
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Its Luton, the Camper Van is probably worth more than the houseOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWill I get my charge reduced to manslaughter for murdering my c***ing neighbour who keeps revving his 1973 piece of tulip Volkswagen camper van up on his drive?
House is fecking rattling.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Sugar will certainly crystalise and fubar the engine, but with rice you get the added bonus of it swelling and splitting the fuel tank.Originally posted by zeitghost
So I'm told.Comment
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And there's probably a whole family living in it and this is the only way to get any heatingOriginally posted by SimonMac View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The ari cooled campervans need their tappets regularly adjusted, one of the arseaches of owning them. I have had a few, and they're dangerous in that there's no protection for any of the passengers. Quite tulipe to drive too, in fact, I can't imagine why you'd want to own one, unless you bought it 10 years ago for nothing, and realise that there are fools out there willing to pay up to £20k for pristine one.
£20k. Madness.Comment
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