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Netraider
15th January 2013, 23:20
Just had a very pleasant evening with Cojak and Norrahe.

Platypus
15th January 2013, 23:23
Did, they, er, put out ? :tongue

BrilloPad
16th January 2013, 08:14
Are you going to give details? Or shall we draw our own conclusions?

BA to the Stars
16th January 2013, 08:41
:nopics:

Netraider
16th January 2013, 08:54
:nopics:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/4/1257355909116/Viz-Comic-Fat-Slags-001.jpg

vetran
16th January 2013, 08:57
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/4/1257355909116/Viz-Comic-Fat-Slags-001.jpg

Should we change Netraider's title to 'beaten to death with handbags'?

BA to the Stars
16th January 2013, 09:10
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/4/1257355909116/Viz-Comic-Fat-Slags-001.jpg

:rollin:

Careful Cojak may have her eye on you now

bobspud
16th January 2013, 09:13
Thats one way to go I suppose ....

mudskipper
16th January 2013, 09:26
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/4/1257355909116/Viz-Comic-Fat-Slags-001.jpg

Mich would.

Although why do those ladies have nipples on their elbows?

SimonMac
16th January 2013, 09:27
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/4/1257355909116/Viz-Comic-Fat-Slags-001.jpg

POTD, but one question, does that make you Baz?

But I call bulltulip anyway, at that time of night Sandra (Norrahe) will still be on the pop somewhere, and Tracey (Cojak) will still be wandering around having gotten lost on the way to where she was supposed to be meeting you both :D

BrilloPad
16th January 2013, 09:54
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/4/1257355909116/Viz-Comic-Fat-Slags-001.jpg

Which one is which? :confused:

EternalOptimist
16th January 2013, 10:11
you're dead

SimonMac
16th January 2013, 10:12
Which one is which? :confused:

Well Cojak has curly hair......

Mich the Tester
16th January 2013, 10:14
Well Cojak has curly hair......

And Norrahe's quite petite.

BA to the Stars
16th January 2013, 10:31
Not even MTT would :eyes

northernladuk
16th January 2013, 11:08
What base did you get to? Netraider sandwhich?

ChimpMaster
16th January 2013, 11:41
Are legends of Cojak's beauty true or is she really a hairy arsed 20 stone builder bloke from Slough?

Netraider
16th January 2013, 12:04
Are legends of Cojak's beauty true or is she really a hairy arsed 20 stone builder bloke from Slough?

The legends are quite true...

MyUserName
16th January 2013, 12:10
Not even MTT would ... again :eyes

FTFY

SimonMac
16th January 2013, 12:10
Are legends of Cojak's beauty true or is she really a hairy arsed 20 stone builder bloke from Slough?

Before or after the beer?

BrilloPad
16th January 2013, 12:18
What base did you get to?

The one where Netraider got his johnson out and cojak died laughing.

Netraider
16th January 2013, 13:41
The one where Netraider got his johnson out and cojak died laughing.

I can say that Cojak and Norrahe had the biggest piece of pork they had seen for a long time :happy

AtW
16th January 2013, 13:43
I can say that Cojak and Norrahe had the biggest piece of pork they had seen for a long time :happy

Charminig.

If they invite you to a midnight meeting at a pig farm then take my advice - don't go...

BrilloPad
16th January 2013, 13:47
I can say that Cojak and Norrahe had the biggest piece of pork they had seen for a long time :happy

You got them a tesco value burger each?

norrahe
16th January 2013, 13:52
I can say that Cojak and Norrahe had the biggest piece of pork they had seen for a long time :happy

Wait till Grub club next month, whole piggy :D

BA to the Stars
16th January 2013, 14:05
You got them a tesco value burger each?

He said pork not horse :sick

Platypus
16th January 2013, 14:31
Hold on mods! There was another reply with pics posted last night (noy by me I hasten to add).

It's mysteriously disappeared !!

BA to the Stars
16th January 2013, 15:54
Hold on mods! There was another reply with pics posted last night (noy by me I hasten to add).

It's mysteriously disappeared !!

Were they NSFW :eek

Platypus
16th January 2013, 18:13
Were they NSFW :eek

Not tellin' :tongue :wink

BA to the Stars
16th January 2013, 21:50
Not tellin' :tongue :wink

:emb

cojak
16th January 2013, 22:05
Hold on mods! There was another reply with pics posted last night (noy by me I hasten to add).

It's mysteriously disappeared !!

And corndog might have gotten away with it too, it made me laugh :laugh

You can't be a CUK hero by being timid...

TestMangler
16th January 2013, 22:55
Okay, here it is again.... :rolleyes:

http://thedailymelange.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/two-fat-ladies_l.jpg

Much better pic of Cojak than the last one I saw :)

minestrone
16th January 2013, 23:32
Met Cojak and Cliphead for a pint once in Glasgow.

All very nice until I heard a pint glass smash, kicked off after that, I'm trying to hold back Cliphead, Cojak is screaming "you want some do you". He holds her back and we get pushed out the door by the bouncers as the pints start flying.

Lucky to get out the pub I tell you.

MarillionFan
16th January 2013, 23:41
Met Cojak and Cliphead for a pint once in Glasgow.

All very nice until I heard a pint glass smash, kicked off after that, I'm trying to hold back Cliphead, Cojak is screaming "you want some do you". He holds her back and we get pushed out the door by the bouncers as the pints start flying.

Lucky to get out the pub I tell you.

Typical Cojak that. Once saw her take her tights off and wrap half a dozen pool balls in them before wading into the crowd...

Cliphead
17th January 2013, 00:00
Met Cojak and Cliphead for a pint once in Glasgow.

All very nice until I heard a pint glass smash, kicked off after that, I'm trying to hold back Cliphead, Cojak is screaming "you want some do you". He holds her back and we get pushed out the door by the bouncers as the pints start flying.

Lucky to get out the pub I tell you.

I remember that, just.

hyperD
17th January 2013, 00:18
I remember that, just.

Yeah, there were some pool balls missing. I think one of them is still embedded within me.

:D

Cliphead
17th January 2013, 00:19
Yeah, there were some pool balls missing. I think one of them is still embedded within me.

:D

I remember where that went :wink

mudskipper
17th January 2013, 05:57
Yeah, there were some pool balls missing.
:D

Ping pong balls are for wusses. ;)

BrilloPad
17th January 2013, 08:56
Okay, here it is again.... :rolleyes:

http://thedailymelange.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/two-fat-ladies_l.jpg

I thought cojak had curly hair? :confused:

norrahe
17th January 2013, 12:41
I thought cojak had curly hair? :confused:

She had it straightened back then.

Platypus
17th January 2013, 12:44
She had it straightened back then.

And has since come off the diet :devil

norrahe
17th January 2013, 12:45
And has since come off the diet :devil

:spank:

Well we have let ourselves go what with Grub Club and all that. :eyes