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Aagh Noooo!

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    Aagh Noooo!

    I like being at home sponging on the wife and making pocket money from pictures of worms and squirrels.

    Had a phone interview on Friday which I thought I had most satifyingly bolloxed up but agency has just phoned to say the client wants to know my availability. Taken completely off guard I said immediate.

    Any ideas re retreiving this desperate situation?

    #2
    Remind them about the terms of your parole...

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      #3
      That's easy

      Just read them all Chico's posts on the phone, pretending they are your own thoughts.

      Won't touch you with a bargepole, then:lol

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        #4
        Re: That's easy

        Ask them what they are wearing. Trust me, works every time

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          #5
          Re: That's easy

          Factor your reluctance into your rate until you're satisfied. Every man has his price.

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            #6
            Re: That's easy

            Don't know, but don't give squirrels Viagra. It doesn't do them any good.



            HTH

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              #7
              Re: That's easy

              Just rock up to the interview with a copy of Readers' Slugs under your arm. Sorted.

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                #8
                Re: That's easy

                Don't know, but don't give squirrels Viagra. It doesn't do them any good.
                DP, what exactly were you hoping to achieve in giving viagra to a squirrel?

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                  #9
                  Re: That's easy

                  Important scientific research, and helps pass the time.

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                    #10
                    Re: That's easy

                    DP, what exactly were you hoping to achieve in giving viagra to a squirrel?
                    Instant Loo Brush.

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