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    Home Alone

    Mrs P departed yesterday to visit family for 10 days and so I have this weekend, all next week (WFH) and that weekend to myself.

    Apart from walking the dog twice a day and another commitment for 90 mins on Friday evenings, my time is my own. This is unprecedented in the pondiverse as the only time I ever get to myself is working and/or away working.

    So what should I do?

    Get a catering size box of pot noodles in.
    Dust off the PS3 and learn how to play video games.
    Tidy up/laundry/potter.
    Build something/bloke projects.
    Put the pooch in kennels and fook off somewhere.
    Paint the lounge cos I hate the wallpaper.

    I need ideas people.

    Drug related suggestions are fine, hooker related ones not so much.

    Ta muchley.

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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Mrs P departed yesterday to visit family for 10 days and so I have this weekend, all next week (WFH) and that weekend to myself.

    Apart from walking the dog twice a day and another commitment for 90 mins on Friday evenings, my time is my own. This is unprecedented in the pondiverse as the only time I ever get to myself is working and/or away working.

    So what should I do?

    Get a catering size box of pot noodles in.
    Dust off the PS3 and learn how to play video games.
    Tidy up/laundry/potter.
    Build something/bloke projects.
    Put the pooch in kennels and fook off somewhere.
    Paint the lounge cos I hate the wallpaper.

    I need ideas people.

    Drug related suggestions are fine, hooker related ones not so much.

    Ta muchley.
    Turn up the speakers whilst watching porn!
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #3
      Party at Pondi's!

      Bring your own drugs n woman

      booze on the house?

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        #4
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        Party at Pondi's!

        Bring your own drugs n woman

        booze on the house?
        Wahey! Open invite.

        Everyone throw their radiator keys in the fishbowl on the coffee table when they come in.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #5
          As long as you wipe your feet and use coasters, you're welcome.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            As long as you wipe your feet and use coasters, you're welcome.
            Shouldn't you be making people take their shoes off at the door?
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              Where did Pondy get that sofa? Is it andyw's cast off?

              Sorry my gladiator costume is not as good as everyone elses......

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                #8
                so mrs p hasn't given you a list of things to do?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  so mrs p hasn't given you a list of things to do?
                  Yes, it's on the dining room table but I haven't seen as I've not been in that room yet.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Yes, it's on the dining room table but I haven't seen as I've not been in that room yet.
                    Can you manager 10 days without entering the room or is it the through route to somewhere important.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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