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    Nicked from somewhere else

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on Westminster Bridge

    Its absolute gridlock... nothing is moving.

    Suddenly someone knocks his window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists are holding Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and John Reid to ransom. They're asking for £10 million cash, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a gallon" .
    Why not?

    #2
    Vieze Oude Man

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      #3
      Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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        #4
        Excellent, and it gets no worse for each hearing!

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          #5


          If only.....
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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