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    FN SW Trains

    FN SW Trains

    Paddy: Are the trains running on time, if not I won’t bother travelling?

    Clerk: Yes.

    Paddy on platform. WTF, No FN train and the next one is in 40mis.

    ... train journey takes twice as long...

    Paddy to guard: Why is the train late?

    Guard: It’s not late, we are running a revised time-table.

    Paddy: So rather than paying compensation for lateness and incompetence you change the times...
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    FN SW Trains

    Paddy: Are the trains running on time, if not I won’t bother travelling?

    Clerk: Yes.

    Paddy on platform. WTF, No FN train and the next one is in 40mis.

    ... train journey takes twice as long...

    Paddy to guard: Why is the train late?

    Guard: It’s not late, we are running a revised time-table.

    Paddy: So rather than paying compensation for lateness and incompetence you change the times...
    Bedwetter.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      much gnashing of teeth
      Do you not watch/listen to/read the news?
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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