FN SW Trains
Paddy: Are the trains running on time, if not I won’t bother travelling?
Clerk: Yes.
Paddy on platform. WTF, No FN train and the next one is in 40mis.
... train journey takes twice as long...
Paddy to guard: Why is the train late?
Guard: It’s not late, we are running a revised time-table.
Paddy: So rather than paying compensation for lateness and incompetence you change the times...
Paddy: Are the trains running on time, if not I won’t bother travelling?
Clerk: Yes.
Paddy on platform. WTF, No FN train and the next one is in 40mis.
... train journey takes twice as long...
Paddy to guard: Why is the train late?
Guard: It’s not late, we are running a revised time-table.
Paddy: So rather than paying compensation for lateness and incompetence you change the times...
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