Job perks

[BlasterBates]

...so what job perks do people have.

me

free coffee
throwing away rubbish for free (in Zürich it costs a fortune
to throw rubbish away, so I bring mine to work, and stuff the bins full).
free pens
free paper
free water

[threaded]

Depends which job, at the University it is a great joy each term as seemingly ever lovlier new young scandinavian ladies come, join the faculty, and knock on my door desperate for my kind ministrations.

There's more but I need a cold shower now...

[trajectory]

£3000 a week.

[SupremeSpod]

International Travel.

[BobHope2]

> throwing away rubbish for free (in Zürich it costs a fortune)

I never thought of that. I can save 2.30 chf a week that way. Mind you, it's mainly nappies that bulk the rubbish up and I think there might be complaints from colleagues.

[planetit]

I’d just like to apologise to the board.

My goading of Threaded yesterday seems to have provoked a rash of similar posts from him.

I offer my humble apple-ogies.

[cooperinliverp00l]

Toilets 20 secs from desk

Had a lot of fibre last night so feeling it this morning

[tim123]

We get free bananas

(honestly)

tim

[WageSlave1]

Internet access, so I can waste my day posting pointless drivel on message boards.

Access to telephones, so I can continue my campaign of nuisance calls against the unsuspecting lovelies of Devon.

[cooperinliverp00l]

Are all these perks classing you as an Employee ??

IR35 coming your way