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BlasterBates
22nd June 2005, 07:13
...so what job perks do people have.

me

free coffee
throwing away rubbish for free :) (in Zürich it costs a fortune
to throw rubbish away, so I bring mine to work, and stuff the bins full).
free pens
free paper
free water

threaded
22nd June 2005, 07:19
Depends which job, at the University it is a great joy each term as seemingly ever lovlier new young scandinavian ladies come, join the faculty, and knock on my door desperate for my kind ministrations.

There's more but I need a cold shower now...

trajectory
22nd June 2005, 08:12
£3000 a week.

SupremeSpod
22nd June 2005, 09:08
International Travel.

BobHope2
22nd June 2005, 09:15
> throwing away rubbish for free (in Zürich it costs a fortune)

I never thought of that. I can save 2.30 chf a week that way. Mind you, it's mainly nappies that bulk the rubbish up and I think there might be complaints from colleagues.

planetit
22nd June 2005, 09:16
I’d just like to apologise to the board.

My goading of Threaded yesterday seems to have provoked a rash of similar posts from him.

I offer my humble apple-ogies.

cooperinliverp00l
22nd June 2005, 09:26
Toilets 20 secs from desk

Had a lot of fibre last night so feeling it this morning :eek

tim123
22nd June 2005, 09:35
We get free bananas

(honestly)

tim

WageSlave1
22nd June 2005, 09:50
Internet access, so I can waste my day posting pointless drivel on message boards.

Access to telephones, so I can continue my campaign of nuisance calls against the unsuspecting lovelies of Devon.

cooperinliverp00l
22nd June 2005, 09:51
Are all these perks classing you as an Employee ??

IR35 coming your way

SupremeSpod
22nd June 2005, 10:20
Are all these perks classing you as an Employee ??

Nope, we're just glorified temps!

fiddleabout
22nd June 2005, 10:25
I’d just like to apologise to the board.

My goading of Threaded yesterday seems to have provoked a rash of similar posts from him.

I offer my humble apple-ogies.Surely there is no need to apologise.

Doesn't everybody enjoy a threaded post?

I know that whenever I see one it brightens my day and keeps me chuckling for quite a while with sporadic outbreaks throughout the day. Everybody here thinks I'm mad. They're right of course too.