Things not to do at Airport Security

[MarillionFan]

1. Look Shifty
2. Be Muslim
3. Mention the word 'bomb'

And 4. Gangnam style cowboy dance when in the X-Ray machine. It appears its not a joking matter, it's not big, it's not clever and it gets you taken off into a side room for 20 minutes.

Lesson learned there then.

[BrilloPad]

Did you get 4 out of 4 then?

[OwlHoot]

And 4. Gangnam style cowboy dance when in the X-Ray machine. It appears its not a joking matter, it's not big, it's not clever and it gets you taken off into a side room for 20 minutes. ...

Is it true their hand goes in up to their elbow? That's what I heard

[AtW]

Lesson learned there then.

Can you sit now?

[mudskipper]

Is it true their hand goes in up to their elbow? That's what I heard

I think you pay extra for that.

[ctdctd]

I think we pay extra for that as a special service just for MF.

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

Who was it who called SF airport and told them a balding, fat, short obnoxious Scotsman recovering from the flu would be carrying drugs?

[SimonMac]

Who was it who called SF airport and told them a balding, fat, short obnoxious Scotsman recovering from the flu would be carrying drugs?

[eek]

Who was it who called SF airport and told them a balding, fat, short obnoxious Scotsman recovering from the flu would be carrying drugs?

Carrying drugs you say? That really should be passed to the customs officers at the arriving airport and I think you still have time.

[mudskipper]

Who was it who called SF airport and told them a balding, fat, short obnoxious Scotsman recovering from the flu would be carrying drugs?

MF was travelling with shauny? Blimey - wouldn't want to be sandwiched between those two on a long haul flight.