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    Spunking for pleasure

    I am tired of paying bills. I am now officially buying stuff for fun, I have a limited budget of £2000 to spunk. How should I spend it?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Book yourself on one of these.

    Seriously - what do you fancy? Holiday, gadgets?
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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      #3
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Seriously - what do you fancy? Holiday, gadgets?
      one of these
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I am tired of paying bills. I am now officially buying stuff for fun, I have a limited budget of £2000 to spunk. How should I spend it?
        Unbannable status at CUK, worth every penny!

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Ah g'wan. Cheap at twice the price
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Shiny new bike?

            This has the right price tag and is in the sale so must be a bargain!

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              #7
              Buy a fixed wing or quadcopter drone

              Google "team blacksheep" for ideas on how to use it
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                Why not give it to charity and feel really good about yourself.

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                  #9
                  Nobody posted thi syet?

                  Thats 3 years of 3 times a week amorous action with NLYUK. Axle grease optional.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Shiny new bike?

                    This has the right price tag and is in the sale so must be a bargain!
                    I like your thinking.

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