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People pretending to be rude things.

25 January 2013, 19:23

A bit peurile, but this cracked me up.
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25 January 2013, 19:29

If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.
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#3

25 January 2013, 19:30

What's rude about a knobhead?

Me, me, me...
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25 January 2013, 19:31

That made I larf!

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25 January 2013, 20:06

Any more?
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25 January 2013, 20:07

cuk is the new Thats life and mudskipper=Ester Rantzen.
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25 January 2013, 20:18

Originally posted by Robinho View Post

Any more?

Well, there's this, but rather more obviously set up, so not so funny. (possibly NSFW)
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#8

25 January 2013, 21:12

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Well, there's this, but rather more obviously set up, so not so funny. (possibly NSFW)

jeez.

things like that belong in the lab

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25 January 2013, 21:54

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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#10

26 January 2013, 10:19

Not people but vaguely human related:

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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