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Happy Burns night!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan
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Happy Burn's night! Sober, full of haggis and reading Burns' more racier poems.
And reading utter tulipe on here...Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHappy Burn's night! Sober, full of haggis and reading Burns' more racier poems.
And reading utter tulipe on here...Comment
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Klecht up yer clunge, yin an' aw !!
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBought haggis, neeps and tatties, and was going to do supper, but my mum (for whom I make the effort) isn't well, so we're postponing till next week.
Snoogled up in bed wae jammys,
Lang may yer lum, fir ye still reek,
Ye kin huv yir Burnses nicht, next weekWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFanScottish = "Klecht up yer clunge, yin an' aw"
Converted
English = "Gentile has just done me up the 'arris again and I liked it"
Ye talk mair pish than ma lang deed granny,
Yer mind's nae sherp, but fairly blunt,
So get tae f**k, ya septic c**tWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWee sleekit, cowerin' no-well mammys,
Snoogled up in bed wae jammys,
Lang may yer lum, fir ye still reek,
Ye kin huv yir Burnses nicht, next week
I will email her that - will cheer her up no end.Comment
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we just popped a bottle, in the snow, in the back garden
and wished all the wee jocks a happy burns night(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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