All the way to the end you are thinking silly woman. then.

[vetran]

Fifty Shades woman tells how Steven Lock, cleared of ABH, made her call him Sir and Master in sex game | Mail Online


last but one paragraph, bet the Jury were upset when they heard that.

[mudskipper]

Anyone read it? 50 shades, that is, not the article.

[Halo Jones]

Anyone read it? 50 shades, that is, not the article.

I tried & got as far as chapter 4: there is much better BDSM writings out there, 50 shades is not only poorly written but also not actually about BDSM but an abusive relationship, don’t waste your time

[Scrag Meister]

Anyone see Mrs Brown's Boys last night?

She's sat at the table reading 50 Shades and the phone rings.

"Can someone answer that glistening loverod", made me laugh. Not seen the show before.

[mudskipper]

Anyone see Mrs Brown's Boys last night?

She's sat at the table reading 50 Shades and the phone rings.

"Can someone answer that glistening loverod", made me laugh. Not seen the show before.

Didn't see it last night. One of those shows that I think is absolute rubbish, but always end up laughing at.

"If you went on a first date now mammy, he'd expect you to perform fellatio"

"What? I can't sing that silly high pitched stuff. He'd have more chance of getting a blow job."

[cojak]

I wanted to give the girl a good shake of the shoulders and yelled at the book 'do it or don't do it you silly cow, it's a contract - negotiate and sign or walk away!'

Ah well...

[vetran]

I wanted to give the girl a good shake of the shoulders and yelled at the book 'do it or don't do it you silly cow, it's a contract - negotiate and sign or walk away!'

Ah well...

thanks made me laugh, haven't read more than a page, but my wife loves the books.

[vetran]

If peculiar appliances start arriving in brown paper packages, I think I'd get a bit worried.

Nope but peculiar offspring are arriving in 5 months.

Bloody terrified.

[NotAllThere]

[All the way to the end you are thinking silly woman. then...
last but one paragraph, bet the Jury were upset when they heard that.

Nah. I'm still thinking "Silly woman".

[mudskipper]

Nah. I'm still thinking "Silly woman".

Well yes, but any such 'game' involves trust. In this case it sounds like the trust was betrayed. I think it's a shaky one - if I say you can tie me up and whip me, when does you tying me up and whipping me become assault? If I say you can kill me and you do, you're still guilty of murder.