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    I need cheering up........

    Please put some more jokes in here

    That is all.

    #2
    Had a bad night. I need sleep. Dunno how I'm going to get through to 5:30.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Had a bad night. I need sleep. Dunno how I'm going to get through to 5:30.
      Take a power nap in the car early afternoon?
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        Take a power nap in the car early afternoon?
        I was thinking an invigorating walk, but a snooze might just do it. Zzzzzzzz.

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          #5
          Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
          Please put some more jokes in here

          That is all.
          If you could tell us what's up, it would help with knowing which jokes to avoid.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            If you could tell us what's up, it would help with knowing which jokes to avoid.
            Morning suity.

            How's the gig?

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Morning suity.

              How's the gig?
              Morning. Still hanging on in there. I spelt it out to ClientCo who now get what it is that I am saying, agree what they asked for was chuffing pointless, agree the tools they invested in are tulipe and are letting me call the tune.

              We will see. From what I see the next phase of the project is too big for them so there is a lot of paper shuffling going on and not much forward movement.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Morning suity.

                How's the gig?
                I shall be driving in, in my classic audi cabriolet which i bought to cheer myself up.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I shall be driving in, in my classic audi cabriolet which i bought to cheer myself up.
                  By "classic" do you mean old & second hand?
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    By "classic" do you mean old & second hand?
                    Are we talking Suitys car or Shaunbhoys missus?
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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