Doomed

[DimPrawn]

Not only have England failed (yet again) to win a world cup, but I've just found out that in 100 trillion years ALL stars will use up all fuel, meaning that even if humans escape the demise of our sun in 7 billion years, we will face total destruction at a later point.

What effect that will have on house prices, who knows.

Hardly worth getting up tomorrow knowing that.

[mcquiggd]

Thats nothing. There was a big chunk of space rock that might, possibly, if the calculations were right, hit us or mised us at some point today, we aren't quite sure.

So, just be thankful.

[mcquiggd]

Missed.

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Close one, that.

[AtW]

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NEOs are too small to have any gravitational pull worth talking about...

[Jabberwocky]

Missed.

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Close one, that.

Today, I have discovered regions of space devoid of all light - they absorb everything around them completely. Each area has a sharp outline and appears to form a letter of the alphabet.

At the moment I can make out four such regions forming the letters B G R N. I haven't found U G E I or G yet, but I remain hopeful - it seems there are others in this universe who like to take it up the arsse.

[mcquiggd]

NEOs are too small to have any gravitational pull worth talking about...

Sorry, I meant FBNEO.

[MarillionFan]

Some of us more cleverer contractors invested in Void Ships. They're all the rage you knaaarrr.

[mcquiggd]

Are Void Ships those ones that leave Southampton and give you some form of dysentry and a 50% refund?

[chunkymonkey]

yes I thought I hadnt see dalek on here for a few days - just taking a trip out of space and time?